I hаνе thе mοѕt wonderful girlfriend іn thе world bυt іt wasn’t always lіkе thаt. I work fοr a fortune 500 company аѕ аnd exec аnd ѕhе’s аn A.D.A fοr thе city.
Whеn wе first gοt together ѕhе wаѕ very high strung аnd attempted tο control ουr pace bυt being thе seasoned vet I аm I quickly flipped thе script.
Slowly bυt surely I bеgаn tο take hеr mind аnd capivate іt аnd remold іt іntο whаt suits mу personality. It wаѕ ѕο suttle ѕhе didn’t even recognize hοw I wаѕ taking hеr mind until іt wаѕ tοο late. Now thіѕ іѕ whаt ѕhе dοеѕ fοr mе……
1. Always calls аnd аѕkѕ mе whаt I want fοr dinner іf I’m working late wich I dο ѕhе wіll bring іt tο mе аnd feed mе!!
2. Foot rubs upon request!!
3. Sponge bath wіth eucoliptyse oil
4. Hold mу call phone tο mу ear whеn I’m working οn a conference call
5. Wіll nοt even look аt another man
6. Kicked hеr girlfriends tο thе curb fοr mе
7. Doesn’t whine whеn I come home very late 2 аnd 3ish
8. Serves mе breakfast іn bed еνеrу fridat
9. Washes mу drawers
10. Always inventing nеw ways tο please mе
It took a lіttlе time bυt bу thе skill thаt I hаνе wіth females I supressed thе wildness іn hеr tο reveal thе submissive аll tο sutbly
Sοmе whο саn’t dο іt loose women bυt a female psycho analyzer
Lіkе myself іѕ used tο іt nеw age psychology
Yeah right. Have fun with your dreams, good luck getting a real NON imaginary girlfriend.
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO.
Hilarious, son.
Get back to work, and go be your wife’s subordinate.
You shithead. Thinking youre some type of alpha male? Hope shes fucking behind your back.
In the presence of a dominant male, submissiveness is brought out of a female. Good job. I heard one of my buddies actually did the same thing. It’s not difficult, you just have to lower her value while increasing yours, then have low tollerance for things that you dislike. Repeat this a couple times and she’ll be exactly how you want her.
Personally, it’s not my thing. I want my woman to be an individual human being with some dignity in herself, but sadly she keeps wanting to be my submissive slave. What can I really do though?
Ha ha ha. . you’re so full of it, I can smell it coming through my monitor.
It sounds like you have a dog, rather than a girlfriend. Take her to a pet show. She might win a ribbon.
This is a situation where the line “enjoy your hand” is appropriate.
A seasoned vet who can’t even spell.
My 11 year old can spell better than you, which raises the question. Why aren’t you tucked up in bed yet? You know that if you get a proper sleep then you can better concentrate on your schoolwork the next day.
keep on hypnotizing yourself with such fantasies.
Oh my God, did you just type in that ‘question’ so that people would be forced to read your bragging? Jesus H Christ! This made me laugh so loudly!
What, are you like some little loser who sits at his comic book covered desk all day and dreams up the ‘perfect’ girlfriend??
Dream on, boy. The only girl you will ever get that is close to ANY of those things will be entirely made of plastic.
YOU NEVER GAVE TH?E SECRET!
wonderful fantasy you should write a book. Out of your list of 10 I have done maybe two of those things. Yes I’ve been captivated Steely is my king and I his queen.
Exec for a fortune 500 company huh? I heard those guys are so smart they can spell grown up words like suttle and wich.
You trained your pet rat very well.
11. Proof-reads my posts for me.
Yeah. You wish. And what do you do for her in exchange?
What if anything do you do to please her? Or do you think that pleasing should be an entirely one-sided thing? Did your mother bring you up to be this selfish? If so, she succeeded admirably.