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Husband farting when I’m on the phone – what to do?

Sο thіѕ morning I wаѕ working frοm home аnd mу husband wаѕ home аlѕο. Well, hе slept later thаn mе аnd whеn hе woke up, I wаѕ οn a conference call fοr work. Hе wаѕ іn thе next room аnd јυѕt absolutely ripped one. It sounded аlmοѕt lіkе a trumpet. Thеrе wаѕ a pause іn thе discussion οn thе call whеn hе dіd іt. I’m јυѕt sure everyone heard hіm. I didn’t ѕау anything. Whаt ѕhουld I hаνе done?

17 Responses to “Husband farting when I’m on the phone – what to do?”

  1. bossman0740 says:

    Lmfao!

  2. a kid who needs to hide his name because of family says:

    laugh it off love is love and a silly fart isn’t going to break that up right?

  3. Tarjei Skaar says:

    Fart even higher when he’s on the phone. . .

  4. Marie says:

    I would laugh my a** off.

  5. J a n e says:

    LOL! I guess what you should do is learn from this experience and never leave the bedroom door open again when on a conference call. That is just great they all thought you could not wait til you got done or more than likely.

    Seriously all you can do now is be cautious next go around. I mean you could have went in stood over him on the bed and beat him with a pillow to wake him. I would have. No breakfast in bed for him ha ha!

  6. TheOne says:

    Nothing.

    I have been on calls before where a man was having a fight with his wife. Even flushing toilets. No one knows who is doing what and where it is happening.

    My advice ? Keep your line on MUTE so no one hears what is going on at your end.

    When you need to speak ? Take it off MUTE.

    That is what I do.

    All kinds of things go on in this age of modern electronics.

    Silence is fine.

    No one knows it was him – especially if there were a lot of people on the line.

    Peace.

  7. Sweetness says:

    you did the right thing. nobody knows who farted since its a phone conference.

  8. Live4love says:

    ROFLMAO . . . thats hilarious . . i dunno what’s between you and farts . . . your two question are just funny . . . . well seriously you should just talk to him but not in a firm way . . . just laugh about it with him .

  9. tatzo says:

    Apparently he needs some attention. It sounds like that’s what hes looking for. No clue of what to tell you next time that happens.

    I must admit this question is pretty funny. I busted out laughing!

  10. M.i.T says:

    I am sure you paused, which you perceived that the rest of the conference call also heard him.

    And if someone at work were to ask you, did he really, do. . . .

    And you say. . .

    Yes, flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion system, it is a perfectly normal reaction and yes my husband is perfectly healthy.

    Also how do you know everybody heard him, they might have paused and thought you were at home so you yourself just let one rip.

  11. Valorey says:

    Thats one of those “oh no he didn’t” situations. LMAO! Don’t fret now that it has already happened. Just have a good laugh and move on. You might want to move your office or your husband further away. Thats one for the grand kids though, come on. . you know its funny now.

  12. kk says:

    You should sue him lady !!

    C’mon its just a fart.
    Are you going to take this matter to file a divorce?
    Be natural.
    Don’t you ever fart?

  13. Chetan says:

    Isn’t it happen before this. . . ? Definately. . . ur Husband warn u before this. ?
    Told him such things are necessity for us. . . By the time our requirements are increased. . .
    So we cant bothered this. . . else I will leave the JOB. . .
    Isn’t this the right way. . . ?
    Ask this questions to ur Husband?
    Definately u will got the solution. . . .
    HAPPY LIFE. . .

  14. Mark Rain says:

    LOL!!!!!!! That is so awesome, give your husband high five for me!

    Just tell him to not do that in the future.

  15. Karen says:

    Hahahahahaha that is hilarious. Well, like someone else said, unless you reacted, no one will know who farted and the incident will be forgotten.

    Phones and farts can have funny consequences. . . . One morning, my husband and I were lazily laying in bed when the phone rang. It was his friend and they started talking. While they were, I ripped a really loud fart which I know his friend heard.

    Another time, I was in Home Depot and there was a woman nearby on her cellphone. I ripped a loud fart while standing near her. Apparently the person on the other end of the phone heard me. The person standing by me matter of factly said, “Oh, someone here just farted” and then continued with her conversation. . . lol

    Have you ever been in a public bathroom and somone was talking on the cell phone? Do I flush or wait for her to finish talking. . . lol

    I hope you had a good laugh after your call ended. . . lol

  16. Kitty 2 says:

    Well i guess you should of said Oh well thats my dog Rover and he has stomach problems.

  17. Buk says:

    MY IDOL.

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